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Form Your Own Sect
Choose your members wisely:
When forming a group of fellow cake lovers, it is essential that each member's passion for cakey goods is true. A simple way to test this passion is to bring a cake into your place of work and threaten to not share it with anyone. Immediately you will see the fire in the eyes of those who understand the importance of cake. It is this moment when you must act quickly, share the cake with these people, and invite them to join your sect. Any delay in doing this may result in a savage attack from those that you are testing. Once your sect has been formed, each member must take it in turns to be the Provider, where their duty is to provide the cake and custard each Wednesday for all to enjoy. The order of Providers is set by the order that each member's name is listed on the Holy Contract. (It will soon be possible to download this)
To inspire new sect members, here are some musings of the Cake Gospel to dwell upon:
For Gah-T'oh so loved the Cake that he gave it to his only Son. And His only Son said, "Thank You, oh Gah-T'oh my Father. Now give me another one."
Suffer the little children to come unto me, for to enter the Kingdom of Gah-T'oh , you must approach the Cake like a child- ye must eat with thy fingers, as if it were thy last meal, and thou shouldst verily make thyself feel pukish and barfsome.
Tis easier for a rich Cake to enter the Kingdom of Man than it is for a cheap cake to pass through the eye of a needle. That's obvious.
And finally, the Gah-T'oh's Prayer:
Our Cake
Which art in the fridge
Hallowed be thy filling
Thy custard come
Thy sponge be yum
In T2-4 as it is in heaven.
Give us this Wednesday our weekly cake
And forgive us our greediness
As we won't forgive those who keep cake from us
Lead us into temptation And deliver us from weevils
For mine is the strudel
The scone and the doughnut
As often as possible, Amen.
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